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Kepo-ness
# Kepo-hits
Errr.. ni random. Sebenarnya, ku nak berblog dalam bahasa melayu. Ntah dah knape, tapi macam feeling2 nak berbahasa melayu pulak.
Bukan apa.. Masalahnya ni.. tak berat.Ok, ku da tak tau nak ckp macam mana lagi ntah, but someone is getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!! Berbalik pada bahasa ibunda.
Ku rasa, kanak2 MWC ni memang gini arh. The male species especially. Err.. Yang lelaki lahh. Seb baik boyfie ku da bukan dari golongan mika2. Yang satu si rambot panjang mengurai tu dalah lembabon..tak bole kene sikit."Tak boleh kene sikit" tu maksodnye, tak bole kene panas, t matahari tu nak "bunuh" dia, angkat barang berat sikit dah mengeluh,..Chuber egh bayangkan.. ku yang pompan ni bole angkat kotak yang penuh dengan 12 folder, setiap satu dipenuhi dgn lebih 100 mukasurat. Imagine ku angkut 5 kotak macam tuh.
Dah tu, datang pulak lagi satu ni.Mula tu dia okay la. Tak lah se-irritating sekarang.Paling ku menyampah, bile ku cakap dier mcm nk feeling suara dier sek arh gitu. Bayangkan...
Ain: Eh, I think they not coming arh.
Dektu: Hmmmmm?
Stop it egh dier pey "hmmmm" tuh. Abe, ada lagi satu senario.Suke nah repeat ape ku cakap.
Ain: Shouldn't be la..Not today wat...
DektuLAGI: Not today uhhh?
Kalo korangs baca, mmg la tkde pape.. T jumpe ku, ku demo-kan.Betapa gelinye aku..Kalao dulu ada Cariss bole lah ku tahan.Ni aku sorangs ngan dorangs...Erghhhh.TIDAKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Behkan, tadik ku buat observation study arh.Yang sesungguhnye mendak.Egh, baru ku teringat, semalam ku nmpk 2 orang muke mirip Mudd.Yerp, the he-bimbo as the boyfie calls him.Same seyyy.Tapi dorangs pompans arh.Eh..satu shim. Kalau shim tu btol2 pompan confem lawa.Tapi budak ASO yg smlm ku nmpk btol serupa.And she's pretty I tell ya.Dia lagi qualify jadi air-stewardess ke pramugari ke highclass prostitute ke, highclass waitress ke, pape la yg korang panggil. She got the looks and she's cool type.
Berbalik pada cerita ku..Tadi gi buat study tuh ngan dua lahabau ni lahh..kita nmpk a group of pramugaris. (duh!) Kite pongs bobal arh pasal dorangs.Beginilah kisah kite.....
Saya: You see those girls...They look all the same to us right.
Dektu: Yalor..All the same.Same shape, same size, same hairstyle, same ass size, i guess.
Dekni: Really? Why?? (harap maklom dekni lembab nk mampos)
Dektu: Can't you see that?? They all look the same.
Saya: I think all who wants to work in that kinda line must have pretty face to die for, that 36-26-36 figure...
Dekni: You sure.. (Kan dier percaya ckp aku...)
Dektu: See the ass laa.
Saya: Eh wait! Not all are the same you know.See... some not chio at all for goodness sake! Eh, got one there you see....
Dekni & Dektu: (tgk satu arah..)
Saya:I swear she got fats underneath those supertight fitting 2 piece.
I got a foul mouth today.I know. Bukan selalu dapat observe benda2 pelik ni.Alahh ni passing remark jek.Confem pelik kalau ader orang seperti yg diatas yg nk baca bende karut ni kan?
Anyway, ku da dapat pay cheque!! Harap maklom egh, ni 1st pay.Selepas 2 bulan.. Tapi part touching nyer... Beg Carlo Rino yg ku kepinginkan dah tkde on display!!!!!!!!Yup bingit. Beh kan, ada jam lovers' collection Baby G & G Shock yg putih!!!!!!!Bingit sungguh.Hmmmph...
Ahhh lagi satu, kawan2..Ada wisdom tooth ngan tumbuh ni ha kat gusi ku.. Yela.. tumbuh kat gusi la mana lagik egh..
Would you be free on 23rd onwards for me????
mawarhitam
kept in the heart
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